I want to wear these but my body ain’t listening

Feeling exasperated because I want to wear these but my body ain’t listening!

My middle-aged body said a firm No! It looked at me and rolled its eyes, “I’m not young anymore remember?” I nodded but with mischief in my eyes, as I plot and schemed on how to get into these clothes! My bulgy tummy chided “told you not to eat that cake and the chocolate and the nuts, but did you listen to me, nope…you did not!!” In times like these I wish the tummy would go where it’s needed and that is to my behind !

Anyway, it’s free to dream, so in my mind, I’m this svelte, savvy, curves-at-all-the-right-places kind of woman, with the huge confidence of Lizzo, the hair of Jennifer Lopez, the piercing eyes of Megan Fox, the long legs of Charlize Theron, and the money bags of Salma Hayek!!

But, in retrospect, I am grateful to my body, it has been through thick and thin, in sickness and in health, and has never let me down. It certainly deserves to take a break and be what it wants to be. I’m sure they have these clothes in bigger sizes 😜